Let's see if I understand how the world works lately ....
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If we smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, our family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If our grandchildren are brats without manners, we blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, we blame the gun manufacturer.
If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
If I pour hot coffee on myself at McDonald's, I sue them for making it to hot.

UUUuuuummmmmm ...... something ain't right with this picture.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.  So, if I die while my old, wrinkled body is parked in front of this computer,
I want you to blame Bill Gates...
Okay?  Okay!

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