Let's see if I understand how the
world works lately ....
If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If we smoke three packs a day for
40 years and die of lung cancer, our family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a
tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If our grandchildren are
brats without manners, we blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, we
blame the gun manufacturer.
a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000
feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames
If I pour hot coffee on myself at
McDonald's, I sue them for making it to hot.
UUUuuuummmmmm ...... something ain't right
with this picture.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as
it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled body is parked in
front of this computer,
I want you to blame Bill Gates...
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